#155: Blaze of Glory (TNG #34)

This week, when an old friend asks for help dealing with a space pirate, Picard suspects his crew might be overqualified for the job. But when the political situation in the system turns out to be pretty sticky, it becomes less clear who’s an enemy and who’s an ally. What’s the point of normie Vulcans? What’s the robot chick’s deal? And is this the Black Fire sequel we never knew we wanted? All this and more in Blaze of Glory, the book that tests the limits of what’s in a name.

Blaze of Glory
Author: Simon Hawke
Pages: 277
Published: March 1995
Timeline: Early season 7, after “Interface” (S7E3)
Prerequisites: None
Not to be confused with: The Deep Space Nine episode “Blaze of Glory” (S5E23)

One of the very first books I ever reviewed on Deep Space Spines, back when the site was little more than a wad of spit and baling wire, was Black Fire by Sonni Cooper. Black Fire is an incredibly weird book, and time has done nothing to dull that weirdness. It wears its fetishes on its sleeve, contriving to paralyze Spock so that a Romulan villainess can keep him as a pet and turning him into a pirate who takes on the eponymous alias. Women write erotic poetry about his exploits. There is almost nothing about Black Fire that is not completely bananas.

I thought about Black Fire a lot while reading Blaze of Glory. Really, the only thing they have in common is that they both prominently feature space piracy. But although you can’t say much in praise of Black Fire, it is difficult to deny that it is compelling in its own bizarre way, or that as total train wrecks go, it is at least a compulsively readable one. Say what you will about Black Fire, but it did manage to worm its way into the halls of my permanent memory, and that is a lot more than Blaze of Glory has achieved, or is liable ever to.

The Enterprise has been assigned to the planet K’trall, home to a people who are an offshoot of Vulcan and Romulan genetic stock. Unlike Vulcans, they show emotions, but they aren’t as aggressive as Romulans. In fact, other than physical appearance, they have nothing in common with their progenitors. Other than fogging up a sensor reading or two, there is absolutely no purpose or point to this whatsoever. The concept of normal Vulcans raises a host of distracting questions, and there’s nary a nerve pinch, mind meld, or salute to be found in this book. Who asked for this? Who wants this? I’m hard-pressed to come up with a more nothingburger idea in all the Star Trek novels I’ve read so far.

Anyway, Enterprise reaches Starbase 37, run by Captain Gruzinov, an old Academy colleague of Picard’s. Gruzinov tells them that the K’tralli overlord, J’drahn, is going low-key support to freebooters pretying on merchant shipping in the sector. One of them in particular poses major problems: Blaze, captain of the Glory, a Constitution-class ship that, much like how is done with police cruisers, was decommissioned, stripped of all its ordnance, and auctioned off. (So no, that isn’t just some bizarre mistake on the cover.) Picard is skeptical that this is a problem requiring the Enterprise’s intervention, until the Glory beats the snot out of it in a skirmish.

Talking to J’drahn only intensifies Picard’s suspicions, so he creates two investigative teams: one with J’drahn’s explicitly stated support, and an undercover squad comprising Riker, Geordi, and Angela Dorn, Starbase 37’s chief of security, in which the three pose as spacers looking for a new ship to serve on. While Picard pieces together a plot by the Romulans to expand their Neutral Zone holdings by offering to manage the K’tralli’s affairs once they get expelled from the Federation for selling out to the Empire, Riker and Geordi wind up on Blaze’s ship and must find a way to get word about their predicament out to the Enterprise without getting caught.

Everything in Blaze of Glory is either monumentally stupid, like K’tralli naming conventions, or interesting but not a good fit for the story, like the whole business about cybrids. I used to think Michael Jan Friedman was a little too fond of the alien apostrophe, but literally every K’tralli person and place has one in their name, like some kind of bad parody. It isn’t just the K’tralli that have bad names, though. Captain Blaze of the starship Glory made me roll my eyes so hard I could see my own brain, and the fake names Riker et al. choose for their spacer personas are astonishingly terrible. Like who isn’t going to run a Google search on “Bill Stryker” and immediately score a big fat hit? It is frankly astounding how something as seemingly unimportant as the names an author chooses can drag a book down so much.

The aforementioned cybrids hold a little more potential. Hawke lavishes four pages on the troubled history of the clones with cybernetic implants, and although they’re a cool idea, the book ultimately doesn’t have much time for them. The concept needs its own space and its own story to breathe, and it won’t be able to get that in the relatively rigid frame of a Star Trek paperback. The one featured cybrid character, Katana, is a trip, one of the few sparks of life in the book. Certainly, you can’t accuse an author capable of coming up with a character like that of having an underdeveloped imagination. But Katana feels like she was imported from an entirely different universe, and she’s a bit of an incompatible organ here.

Little else about the book is worth much of a mention. I disliked this one so much I had trouble keeping track of basic plot points—never a good sign. So much of Blaze of Glory makes you want to ask why: why did the author make this choice, why would that character say that, etc. I don’t want to spend the whole time asking questions; I want to be able to disappear into the story and ride it like a lazy river. Usually I’m able to do that after a while, even with middling or outright bad ones. But I never felt like I could unclench with this one, and that’s a feeling you never want with one of these books.


  • My MVP for this story is Blaze. As fundamentally silly a character as he is, his appearances are some of the few times the book rumbles to life, and despite the goofy trappings, he is someone you ultimately want to like. I haven’t watched “The Outrageous Okona” in a long time and my memory of it is fairly poor, but something in my brain is linking Okona and Blaze on some level. I’m going to roll with it.
  • This week’s LVP is Lt. Dorn. I basically forgot she existed after she was killed, and her cybrid bigotry and claustrophobia both feel extremely tacked on. It’s mentioned that she’s defensive and worried about being taken seriously. What she should really be worried about is that she sucks, and can’t be counted on in the clutch.

Nuggets & Stray Bits

  • Another episode Blaze of Glory gives off strong vibes of is the season 7 two-parter “Gambit”, which it immediately precedes in the timeline. But it’s nowhere near as good as that one, and that wasn’t even that great an episode itself.
  • This might be a tinfoil hat theory, but bear with me. “K’trall” sounds practically identical to “Cattrall”, as in Kim, who played Valeris in The Undiscovered Country. Valeris has been criticized by some as being overly emotional for a Vulcan, but she’s nowhere close to being a Romulan either. Is the name K’trall, then, an oblique dig at the in-between, both/neither nature of that performance? It’s too close to be a coincidence. I’m convinced this is on purpose.
  • One of Blaze’s crew members is a Capellan. Now there’s a species you don’t see referenced too often. (p. 45)

Final Assessment: 🤢

Blaze of Glory is the third and final Star Trek novel by Simon Hawke, and it is by a pretty wide margin the worst of the three. Returning to an antagonist well that wasn’t terribly profitable for him the first time around, Hawke is all of a sudden making weird choices that raise distracting questions and just do not land at all. Even the book itself hardly seems interested in maintaining its own suspense, and when it’s not goofy, it’s boring. Steer clear of this one.

NEXT TIME: The DS9 crew sees some pretty Warped holosuite stuff


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  1. Adam Goss

    Haven’t read this one and now definitely don’t plan to, but your review did give me a few thoughts.

    You recently covered Proud Helios and between that, this, and Black Fire, and the comment under Proud Helios about the no-space-pirates rule TOS had, I can’t help but think one word: Firefly. But then that’s a very different universe were space piracy fits right in and in a much more serious way.

    A decommissioned auctioned off Constitution-class ship……riiiight. I know this Hawke fellow is a grown adult but seriously this feels like a 14 year old hyper-trekkie’s idea of getting the D and the original to fight it out in a Star Fleet Battles game, just by proxy. I find it very hard to believe a Constitution-class would be disposed of unless maybe it found its way stripped to uselessness in a Zakdorn junkyard as complete scrap and not a fixer-upper for something as piracy. (And seriously, Captain Blaze of the Glory? That SCREAMS kid’s idea, and not in a complimentary way at all.)

    I seem to recall Valeris was not only a replacement for Saavik, but she also may have been victimized by Klingons in her youth, but that latter part could just be the novelization’s author’s attempt to explain Catrell’s performance.

    This is set right before “Gambit”? To borrow a line from Knives Out, this is the autor just shaking out more lame sauce all over this.

    How did this guy get 3 books??!

    • jess

      In fairness, Pocket Books made the timeline, so I think putting this one right next to “Gambit” is just a wacky coincidence.

      But yeah, the decommissioned ship thing is goofy. No way the Federation is just letting any old jerk get their hands on that tech.

  2. Adam Goss

    Erf, I meant I find it hard to believe a Constitution-class ship would be disposed of in such a manner – it helps when i type slower and not skip words! (wish I could edit my reply)

  3. Hal

    I haven’t read this either but… Lt Dorn? Presumably she has colleagues named Lt Cmdr Burton, Cmdr Spiner, Counselor Sirtis, and Dr McFadden? I just hope THEY aren’t all bigots too!

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