Category: Side Trekked

Side Trekked #4 — Open a Channel: A Woman’s Trek

Content warning: rape, kidnapping.

Occasionally, on Deep Space Spines and in meatspace, I have been accused of expressing certain ideas in a way that makes it clear that I have no interest whatsoever in discussion or debate. The specific word that gets used in most such cases tends to be strident. I’ve dialed the attitude back some as the years have passed, but I still let it poke unassumingly out of its burrow from time to time. Except for today, when I’m grabbing it with both hands, dragging it fully out, and holding it aloft like Rafiki in The Lion King to say this:

Women are, without question, the superior sex. This is a conclusion I feel cannot be escaped or avoided by anyone who wants to be thought of as a right-thinking person. I have spent forty years trying my best to be as aware of and present in the world around me as I can, and everything the evidence of my senses tells me is that women handle things more effectively. Which things? All things. In fact, thanks to millennia of being gaslit into believing that they are the more mentally and emotionally volatile sex, I say it’s eminently arguable that women have actually developed more strength and fortitude than they would have under more equal circumstances. Good work, men!

This opinion of mine got regularly reasserted while reading Open a Channel, a survey of the women of Star Trek written by a woman of Star Trek, Nana Visitor, who played Major Kira Nerys, the Bajoran freedom fighter turned liaison between her homeworld and the Federation, on Deep Space Nine. Star Trek has many more glowing red weak points than its reputation for progressivism suggests, and one of them is that it took this long to get a work that gives so many of such an important franchise’s women their due, but at least it’s here. Visitor spent years interviewing a number of female cast members and fans, ultimately producing a volume that provides an excellent, even-handed overview of what Star Trek got right, where it performed less admirably, and which of its female icons it properly edified and supported as well as those it did a disservice to.

This assessment even extends to the self; part of the throughline of the book consists of Visitor trying to distance her thinking from the expectations she felt she had to conform to in order to succeed in the Hollywood game. She does a great job keeping herself honest, always admitting when she’s the fossil from another era compared to the person she’s talking to. It also appears that talking to so many other bold women gave her the courage to speak openly about some of her own hurdles; some of the most brutal stories in the book are about things that happened to her. The book starts with an anecdote where her agent tells her she isn’t “fuckable”, and midway through she opens up about being kidnapped and raped during her time on Deep Space Nine and, going against the conventional wisdom of the time, testifying against her attackers in court. Both accounts are jaw-dropping, both for the bravery it takes to talk candidly about them and for the strength of her writing about them.

It’s interesting how the book progresses in terms of the openness of the interviewees. Early on, Visitor manages to gather several women who guest-starred on TOS under one roof to talk about their experiences. To this day, they groom and comport themselves strictly in line with the expectations of the era in which they worked, and when Visitor tries to broach more sensitive topics, they clam up. Contrast that with many of the younger actors on more recent shows, such as Tawny Newsome and Jess Bush, who claim they never experienced any of that and had the room to be who they were and never settle for anything less than their most authentic selves. It’s fascinating how the course charted by the women of Trek often looks a lot like the trajectory of progress for women in general.

When she can’t get an interview for whatever reason, as in the cases of Marina Sirtis (declined to participate), Jennifer Lien (in no condition to participate), or Celia Rose Gooding (busy filming), Visitor treads lightly and tastefully. She never fills in any blanks with assumptions, but does her best to provide a bridge with extant information. This is a book that is all about allowing women to control their own narratives, and when that’s not possible, Visitor wisely doesn’t force the square peg into the round hole. A given woman’s story is hers to tell—not even another woman’s.

I’m given to understand the physical edition of Open a Channel is more akin to a coffee table book, a sense I didn’t get from the Bookshop.org ebook I read. I’m kind of glad I didn’t read it that way, because I can imagine there might be a strong temptation to only read about the women of your favorite series and ignore the rest. There is something inexorable and implacable about the one-page-at-a-time nature of ebooks, however, that discourages one from jumping around so much, and so not only did it feel more informative and pleasant to follow the timeline from the beginning to the present, but also, the book is compulsively readable in that way that makes you go “Okay, one more chapter, I suppose OH YES HERE WE GO.”1

Although there’s a queen’s ransom of riveting and valuable stories here, it’s all too tempting to think about who didn’t make it into the narrative. Notwithstanding what I imagine to be the difficulty of getting in touch with someone as big as Whoopi (though I hope Visitor at least tried), the most glaring exclusion to me is Michelle Forbes (Ro Laren), though it’s at least kind of understandable why she’s not accounted for here—not only because she seems reticent to make Star Trek a significant part of her personal identity, but also because Visitor owes her own star’s ascent in large part to Forbes wanting to be in movies2 and declining to commit to a series, and it might have been awkward to have that electricity crackling between them. Diana Muldaur would also have represented a unique opportunity, having been both a guest star on TOS and a regular on TNG, and not especially well-received on the latter, for reasons beyond her control.

And though the presence of Lucille Ball, Dorothy Fontana, and Lucie Salhany suggest a willingness to acknowledge off-camera talent as well, there are a few women behind the scenes it would have been nice to see highlighted. Bjo Trimble is basically the reason there’s a third season of the original series, and given that there’s a small section of interviews with fans both famous and not tacked onto the end, it would only have been right and proper to make a pilgrimage to speak to the ur-fan. And the purview of this website may make me a tad biased, but there’s virtually no arguing that it was almost entirely women that were responsible for holding up the literary arm of the franchise in its early Wild West days. Some of the greats, like Vonda McIntyre and Ann Crispin, left us long before this book was a glimmer in Nana Visitor’s eye, but a conversation with, say, Diane Duane or Paula Block might have been a nice reminder that there’s more to the franchise than TV.

These are microscopic quibbles, however, and ones expressed by a man, at that. Q willing, someday there’ll be an Open a Channel 2 that gets in touch with the women whose work continues past the time frame covered by this first installment, even if that work isn’t continued by Visitor herself. But for now, this is more than hearty enough a serving. Open a Channel is absolutely essential reading not just for fans of Star Trek, but for those interested in the stories of women period. Perhaps there will come a day when even the progress charted in this book seems primitive compared to the heights achieved by then. It often doesn’t look that way, especially from our benighted present, but that’s what Star Trek is all about: hope. That’s something this book has given me more of than just about anything else in a hot minute.

Stray Bits

  • Cover Art Corner: The cover art looks like one of those 80s movie posters where some of the actors look exactly right and some of them—except in this case, they all look exactly right. Good job, Tom Ralston!3
  • One bit of Visitor’s verbiage I appreciate is her insistence on dropping the “disorder” from PTSD, instead opting to call it simply “post-traumatic stress”. As she astutely points out, it’s hardly a disorder to be stressed out by something that was traumatic.
  • There is an especially astute observation in here about how the women who get to play aliens on TV and in movies are rather fortunate, since it allows them to act out personalities and express beliefs and opinions that are not typically afforded to human female characters. This is an advantage of sci-fi in general, and one I try to impart to my students when we include it in our exploration of genre via a variety of short stories, where we can explore aspects of ourselves that are difficult to talk about human-to-human more easily when they’re projected onto a non-human character who isn’t expected to know or share our customs, but I had never considered what opportunities it opens up for the woman who gets to portray one on screen.
  • From what I know about the guy, it feels like Open a Channel goes pretty easy on Rick Berman. Even though Berman has nothing to do with Star Trek anymore, Visitor’s comparatively soft handling of a guy that got a huge swath of the franchise tossed in horny jail seems like one of the ways she remains “stuck” in the “cultural amber” she regularly refers to, despite her best efforts. And if her specific experience with him was positive overall, I’m not going to take that from her, though considering how he was by all accounts pretty awful to her contemporaries, even if not to her specifically, one might at least think there’s something to be said for your friend being nice to you but rude to the waiter, so to speak.
  • I walked away from the book with a significantly higher estimation of Voyager in particular. I don’t dislike it by any means, but my main feeling about it tends to be that it is charmingly silly more than anything else. However, it’s possible to believe that while not letting that belief get in the way of what powerhouses for feminine empowerment Kate Mulgrew, Roxann Dawson, and Jeri Ryan (as Kathryn Janeway, B’Elanna Torres, and Seven of Nine, respectively) were. I’ll try not to make that mistake anymore.

NEXT TIME: Kirk tells all about Gary Mitchell in Republic

Side Trekked #3: Brent Spiner, “Fan Fiction”

The great film critic Gene Siskel used a clever litmus test to justify a movie’s existence. He would ask, “Is this movie more interesting than a documentary of the same actors having lunch together?” Fan Fiction, a “mem-noir” nominally written by Brent Spiner, calls for a slightly modified version: “Is this style of writing more interesting than just a straightforward memoir?” The answer in this case, I think, is no.

Side Trekked #2: Wil Wheaton, “Still Just a Geek”

It might not seem like that long ago to some of us, but the Internet of 2001 was an entirely different Internet from today’s. Social media was almost literally nonexistent. There was no Facebook, no Twitter, not even MySpace yet. There was no Instagram, Snapchat, or TikTok. Forums existed, but there was no Reddit yet. YouTube was still four years out. Amazon was but a humble bookseller. Google had already pulled out to the front of the search engine pack, but was also still—at least nominally—trying to Not Be Evil.

Another major difference was that blogs had a lot more cachet in those days. I speak mainly of blogs that were on their own websites, though LiveJournal and Xanga added their own flavor to the online stew by bringing the concept to a less tech-savvy crowd, giving those who fancied themselves the stars of their own lives a spotlight to shine on themselves.4 But a blog that was on its own website was a different animal. You weren’t yet able to do what I did, which was find a website that would accommodate your modest hosting needs, pay a year upfront to gain access to the WordPress suite, find a layout you like, maybe tweak it a bit, and start pounding out the words. You either had to build the thing yourself from the ground up, or have someone who could do that do it for you.

And in the almost incomprehensibly different world of 2001, that’s exactly what Wil Wheaton did.

Side Trekked #1: Animaniacs, “Star Truck”

I know what I’m about to say won’t win me a lot of internet friends, but I sincerely believe it: I find Animaniacs difficult to watch nowadays.

Don’t get me wrong. I didn’t say it didn’t hold up well, although in ways such as those I’m going to detail here, it doesn’t. Also, it’s important to me for several reasons. The animation is as gorgeous now as it was then. Along with The Simpsons and Calvin & Hobbes, I give it most of the credit for instilling both a strong sense of irony and a healthy distrust of authority. And I did love it when I was a kid. Even though a lot of the jokes went straight over my head, getting them felt like something to aspire to. I was a GT kid and insufferable know-it-all who bought hard into his own hype, and the show’s obscure references and adult sensibility put the lie to my own estimations of my intelligence. Watching it nowadays, however, I often feel as though its writers set out solely to please themselves, and any entertainment experienced by anyone outside their clique was entirely incidental.

In a typical Warners sketch, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot drop into a piece of history and/or pop culture and irritate the central figure(s) of that moment until either they’re kicked out, they decide to leave (the one that happens here), they drive that person completely insane, or they inspire their defining work. “Star Truck” is no exception, although they don’t really send anyone fully off the deep end. It’s honestly a get-in-get-out kind of deal, with a smattering of references and a couple of running jokes.

The Enterprise is expecting two delegates, but the Andorians get waylaid by an Atari 2600, so they get the Warners instead. They do a little bit of goofing around as they dismount the transporter pad, and right before they run off, Wakko gives Scotty—sorry, Squatty—a donut. Scotty gorging himself on donuts is the primary running joke in the episode, and I’m here to tell you that it aged about as well as a carton of milk left out in the summer sun.

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I’ve made no secret of my distaste for jabs at James Doohan’s middle-age weight gain in the past. Doohan was a war hero, his performance in Star Trek inspired countless students to pursue careers in engineering, and he was by all accounts an indisputably good guy—his story about helping a woman get over suicide is an all-timer. No person of any size should be shamed for it, but insofar as anyone deserves it less than anyone else, one could easily argue that Doohan could be a first-rounder for such consideration. And yet, sadly, a lot of the average person’s understanding of the arc of James Doohan’s life is nothing more than “he was on Star Trek and then he got fat”. In the days when this episode aired, there was a far greater number of targets that the majority of the population considered acceptable for teasing, and James Doohan simply had the misfortune of intersecting with two of those: obesity, and nerd pursuits.

Partly it’s about the low-hanging fruit nature of it, but there’s also some rank hypocrisy in play. Sure, Star Trek is definitely well within the purview of nerddom. But so is the idea of reviving and paying homage to ’20s- and ’30s-style animation. And only a giant nerd could come up with the kind of absurdly high-concept premises that comprise the show. Who wakes up and comes up with “a stray dog and cat, but the cat is Rita Hayworth and the dog is Dustin Hoffman’s character from Rain Man“? How do the synapses have to fire to come up with “It’s Goodfellas, but they’re pigeons”? I don’t mean that in a condescending or pejorative way—it’s just, who else comes up with stuff like that? From there it becomes obvious that it’s not about being a nerd thing; it’s about being the right kind of nerd thing. And in this case Star Trek has been taken to task by a small cadre of self-appointed judges and found wanting.

I’ll always have fond memories of Animaniacs from my time watching it after school as a child. But it’s easier to see from the vantage point of adulthood that the show had an unattractive bullying streak. Another short I often find myself contemplating at random moments is the one about the Please Please Pleese Get a Life Foundation. There are certainly kernels of truth in that sketch; I even work with a guy who’s pretty much exactly like the people in it. And to stay mindful of historical context, contending with internet know-it-alls was new territory in the early and mid-90s. The temptation to clap back at these people who suddenly had a new shield of anonymous empowerment behind which to hide and tell them they were doing their jobs wrong must have been enormous. (No one had told us to never read the comments yet.) But these days I’m less thrilled not just about how the wonks in the episode are portrayed physically (more fat-shaming!), but also about why they did it at all. The people creating Animaniacs already had the high ground; creating culture is always more valuable than commenting on it. The people who create television don’t owe their viewers anything, but at the same time, without those viewers, the work’s continued existence cannot be justified. And whether they hate it or love it, they’re watching. Ultimately, the show’s punch curved downward. In the end, I hope it isn’t too much to ask that the forthcoming revival shows a little more compassion and thoughtfulness in how it selects and attacks its targets.

Okay, this kind of got away from me. But putting aside the exploration of toxicity and getting back to the actual subject matter, this is a decent episode, no great shakes. Less prominent (and much funnier) than the Scotty business is a gag where Spock performs a mind meld with Wakko and absorbs his goofiness. He rips a Maurice LaMarche signature belch, and, when asked how he’s feeling, responds, “Faboo, Captain.” The dissonance is funny. There are some sub-MAD-level name parodies; basically any vowel in a single-syllable name is replaced with “or” (Kork, Spork, Korn). There’s a reference to the fan dance. Like I said, there’s not much meat to this episode—it’s basically in and out in about seven minutes.

“Star Truck”, like a distressing amount of Animaniacs, is content to settle for “This thing is weird, let’s have a laugh at its expense.” I understand that cartoons that short probably don’t allow for much more than that, but in that case, they’d do better to spend their brief runtime making the viewer laugh instead of trying to snark about something. It’s a bit surprising how easily Shatner gets off the hook, although that’s probably because they already got their fill of that in a previous episode.2 If you haven’t watched Animaniacs in a while and you’re thinking of going back and seeing if it’s still fresh, don’t be surprised if it doesn’t live up to your memory. And one more time: leave James Doohan alone!

Animaniacs is, as of this writing, streaming on Hulu. Here’s a direct link to the episode with “Star Truck”, which begins at the 8:25 mark.

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