In today’s episode, when Tom and Harry follow a siren out to sea, they end up not having a very merry time. But when their lady friend starts looking a little gray around the gills, Harry begins to suspect that the cure may be worse than the disease. Is it easier to find someone without a combadge than previously indicated? Should the Doctor put a higher priority on inventory checks? And does anyone on Voyager actually know the Prime Directive? All this and more in Bless the Beasts, the book brought to you by Harry Kim’s Pure Vibes, a four-disc compilation of Delta Quadrant jams that isn’t available in any store and can be all yours for four strips of latinum! Subspace operators are standing by!