#093(a): Music of the Spheres (TOS)

This week, we’re taking Probe from the top, once more, with feeling. The same peace conferences, the same song decoding, the same stories about alien whales, but now we march to the beat of a different drummer—a beat that adds a boatload of useless secondary characters and gives everyone dumber names. Is Sulu the worst spy of all time? Is there anything a single pill can’t cure in the future? And why won’t everyone just leave Scotty alone about his weight? All this and more in Music of the Spheres, the book where nothing matters but the music.

Music of the Spheres
Author: Margaret Wander Bonanno
Pages: 3241
Published: n/a
Timeline: Immediately following The Voyage Home
Prerequisites: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Dwellers in the Crucible (TOS #25), some familiarity with Rihannsu conventions

Several Star Trek novels and authors have endured setbacks on their stories’ paths to publication, but none as tumultous as Probe, which we looked at two weeks ago. Briefly, a recap of that rocky road: Margaret Wander Bonanno pitched the idea of a sequel to Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, which was met with enthusiasm and approved. When she turned in her manuscript, however, it was roundly rejected, allegedly due to excessive focus on original characters. At that point, the covers with her name on them had already been printed, so Pocket Books paid Gene DeWeese a flat fee with no royalties to do an uncredited rewrite of basically the entire thing.

Given that Bonanno long ago made her original manuscript available to anyone who wanted a glimpse of her vision, I thought it would be worth reading to answer the big obvious question brought about by the manuscript’s ease of acquisition: is Music of the Spheres superior to Probe? Answering that question is really the only compelling reason to check it out, and having now done just that, my answer is: not really, no.

Even though Music of the Spheres was nearly entirely rewritten, the two stories follow pretty much the same general track. Following the death of the Praetor, the Romulans spearhead a peace initiative, which may or may not be a genuine gesture, and they plan several cooperative events to this end, including an archaeological dig and a concert with representatives from both races. Meanwhile, the probe still wanders through space—although in this case it’s not trying to solve existential quandaries about its unusual experience at Earth, but rather more actively searching for a solution to the impending extinction of the superwhales from its home system—and after it destroys a Romulan planet, the Enterprise and the Romulan ship follow it to its homeworld in pursuit of one final attempt to help it find what it’s looking for.

As it happens, the two versions of the story each manage to represent the vastly different approaches to Star Trek writing that prevailed during their authors’ respective primes. Probe is more traditionally structured, yet highly prosaic—not neutered, per se, but certainly more restrained—while Spheres is more emotional, but extremely ramshackle, which may owe partly or even mostly to its nature as a draft, though I have a feeling it’d be more or less the same in a final published iteration. Music of the Spheres has a certain flair and flavor that evokes that untamed, piquantly fan-ficky mid-80s era of Star Trek literature, which has a certain sentimental value, but Probe succeeded more often than not in sanding down the rough edges of those hairier elements of Spheres and turning them into something that looks more like a professional product—sometimes for better, sometimes not.

Most of the greatest differences lie in the character disparities. Spheres somehow manages to feel like it simultaneously has both fewer and way more characters than Probe. There are certainly more Romulans in Probe, perhaps to that book’s detriment, as I sometimes had trouble keeping identities straight among the more shadow-operative types in the midst of all the subterfuge. But the personalities of the two principal Romulans, Rihan/Hiran and Tiam, are much better developed in Probe. The more trusting and gregarious nature DeWeese gave Hiran fits the Romulan commander better than the confusing back-and-forth games Rihan plays, and Tiam’s petulance and incompetence are played up and generally more amusing in Probe. Spheres also features a number of ancillary lower crewmen and civilians I had a hard time even beginning to care about, like Uhura’s subordinate M’Lynn Kittay, the dancer Anneke, nervous ensigns Ryan and Rosenzweig, and Chief Harper, one of those wunderkind jacks-of-all-trades who’s too well-liked and -respected by the main cast for this to be a credible first appearance. Their prominence is even weirder once you come to realize Chekov is nowhere to be found in this book, with no explanation given for his absence whatsoever.

Most notable among the cast are the returning characters Cleante alFaisal and T’Shael, the protagonists of Bonanno’s first Star Trek novel, Dwellers in the Crucible. Probe‘s solution was to create an amalgam of the two women named Audrea Benar, who has the backstory of both and the appeal of neither. In general, the two work much better as the central focus of a story, proving far more compelling when they don’t have to share an adventure with the canon crew. Having to find a place for them in the movie timeline smacks of a little too much effort, and I never really felt fully comfortable with the presence of either, though I think T’Shael’s material worked better than Cleante’s. If you really liked Dwellers in the Crucible, as I did, you may want to avoid Music of the Spheres to keep from tainting those memories.

As much as I hate to admit it, I can’t entirely fault Pocket Books for deciding this was a direction they didn’t want to go. The whole thing is too scatterbrained and too indulgent. Although the policy of cracking down on original characters is one I think really damaged some of the creative potential of Star Trek novels, there are none here that make any sort of particularly compelling case that that policy is a rotten idea. Music of the Spheres is a mildly interesting hearkening back to the way Star Trek novels used to be, and though that era produced some amazing Star Trek stories that really challenged the TOS canon in fascinating ways, this is a jarring reminder that that approach was not inherently better, but rather simply different.


  • Insofar as I have to pick an MVP, I suppose I’d pick Uhura, which is one of those “secret glue of the whole story” kind of instances. I found myself admiring her particular brand of ingenuity most often, though in truth no one character really stood out this time around.
  • I have to give LVP to Sulu this time. In addition to being basically the worst spy of all time, he makes his way through the book with this sort of dopey gee-willickers demeanor that grates more often than it ingratiates. Any time a character simply smiled and nodded at his bright-eyed enthusiasm was the correct reaction. Those qualities are normally endearing in Sulu, but something about them here just so did not work for me.

Nuggets & Other Stray Bits

  • Without the guiding hand of an editor, Bonanno is really bad at naming things. Like, really bad. The only alien whales (whaliens?) identified by name are Wun and Sen, and their offspring is named Ayt. Calling the Romulan commander Rihan and his ship the Hannsu is perhaps the clumsiest nod to Diane Duane’s legacy imaginable, and there’s a tossed-off reference to a Romulan genocide camp called Da’kkow.
  • Sulu spends the book working for Special Section (i.e., Section 31 before that was a thing) on what may well be the least covert spy mission of all time. The fact that he’s a spy is so open a secret to everyone on both sides that I have to wonder why Bonanno bothered with it or thought it worked. I think Kirk using him to infiltrate the Romulan ships could have worked without trying to clumsily incorporate a bunch of CIA shadow nonsense.
  • Rodney Harbinger, the pompous composer who was known as Andy Penalt in Probe, is much the same here, though he’s fleshed out a little more as a one-hit wonder who bought into his own hype and cannibalized his back catalog to compose lazy electronic junk. However, instead of forgetting about him like Probe does, at some point it’s revealed Harbinger is also an alcoholic. At the height of his booze-induced stupor, he goes to sickbay to see Dr. McCoy … and gets a pill that immediately cures the addiction we just learned about, which changes his entire demeanor and outlook on life in a single paragraph. And for the rest of the book he contributes constructively and is perfectly pleasant to everyone. I mean … they can cure renal failure with a single pill, so why not alcoholism I guess, but even that scene has some existential problems of its own, although it’s nearly as stupid as this ends up being.
  • One thing Music of the Spheres handles much better is the situation with the planet Wlaariivi. Unless I missed something, it seems as though in Probe that the Wanderer wreaks havoc on the planet passively just by the act of crossing near it on its course, and that gives the Romulans all the reason they need to be mad at it. The probe actually has a reason to be mad at the planet in Spheres and annihilates it out of despair, giving the Romulans an actual reason to go after it. In truth, the Enterprise having to stop the Romulans from genetically augmenting a cetacean species for use as live torpedoes to quash both sides of a rebellion is actually a way more awesome-sounding story, Voyage Home sequel or no.
  • It’s nice that Gillian Taylor actually makes an appearance this time. She and Spock begin to tease out the impact that her coming to the 24th century may have had on the timeline, but she ultimately goes on to play a less important role in the story than I was hoping for.
  • p. 11: “On the way in [Kevin Riley had been] buttonholed by Janice Rand, who’d had too much to drink under the circumstances and wanted to talk about old times, the good old days before Vulcans started dying to save their ships…” — Kind of an unnecessarily shabby treatment of the character if you ask me, reducing her to a cameo as a lush.
  • p. 46: “[Kirk] hated puns when they came unbidden, and musical metaphors had been flying thick and fast since last night’s sendoff reception.” — What kind of monster hates unbidden puns? I love that. I’ve made so many puns in my life I can’t turn them off now. They just happen, and God help anyone who’s standing nearby.
  • p. 83: “Riley is hot on [Sulu’s] heels, having survived yet another Hikaru’s Hobby of the Month lecture, this one on the banjo.” — Sulu has so many interests that bluegrass actually sounds like a credible one. Part of me wants to hear bluegrass classics sung in George Takei’s voice. “Long Gone”, maybe?
  • Spock addresses Jim’s use of “most human” in his eulogy, p. 158: “I would have thought some modicum of respect for the recently deceased would have precluded insults.” — Reads as partially out of character to me; although Spock has claimed insult at being called human in previous instances, I think in that case he would have understood what Kirk was going for there and appreciated the sentiment.
  • p. 172: “Jim Kirk had few rules in his involvements with women, but ever since Flint and Rayna he had strictly enforced the one about coveting one’s neighbor’s wife, particularly if one’s neighbor possessed twice one’s strength.” — I got a pretty hearty ell-oh-ell out of that line.
  • p. 181: Sulu notes that the probe’s crystalline protuberance resembles a penis. Conduct unbecoming an officer!
  • p. 236: “Kirk put a hand on each man’s shoulder—[Spock’s] all bone and sinew, [Scotty’s] frankly thicker than it safely should be—but both solid, real reassuring.” — Few aspects of Trek fandom irk me more than people’s obsession with Scotty’s weight gain in the movies. For God’s sake, James Doohan was in World War II! He stormed one of the beaches at Normandy! He led a bunch of men through a minefield and took out two German snipers! He got his finger shot off by friendly fire! But gain a chunk of weight forty years later and sit back while everyone makes glib comments about it for the rest of your life. I don’t know why this rubs me so raw, but it does, and once I finally get up off my butt and rejigger the Patreon like I keep saying I’m going to, there’s an essay coming in which I’m prepared to rant at even more length about this subject.

Final Verdict

I give Music of the Spheres 2 out of 5 Steinway grands. Probe had been made out in my mind to be this total desecration of a bold and original vision, but in all honesty, it’s kind of six one way, half a dozen another. Even if you vow not to hold its status as an unpublished work against it, it’s hard to let go of the sheer amount of messiness here, which is especially evident in side characters that don’t matter and are hard to care about. It is intermittently charming and it hearkens back to a time when Star Trek writing wasn’t so stringently regimented and edited to death, but there are both good and bad aspects to that. Only the morbidly curious and the hardcore completionist should feel compelled to check it out—it’s interesting, though truthfully not all that great.

NEXT TIME: Riker feels the burden of the Chains of Command


Music of the Spheres delayed


#094: Chains of Command (TNG #21)


  1. Lea

    Didn’t Grace Lee Whitney struggle with alcoholism in real life? That probably wasn’t common knowledge when this was written but it makes the Rand line even more ugh.

    (Longtime reader, first-time commenter. Also, agreed wholeheartedly about the fat-shaming, speaking of ugh)

  2. R

    Agree 100% about Doohan. I wish people would stop complaining about his Scottish accent as well. As someone from Aberdeen (same as Scotty), he does a pretty good Aberdeen/Doric regional accent which is quite specific. What’s more, he picked up the accent from someone he was in the war with years before he even became an actor.

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